Description

a comedy look at learning to control anger.

Message:     Learning to control anger

 

Bible Reference:      Proverbs 22:8

 

Cast:         3 m or f

 

Set:          none

 

Costumes:    Jim Bob would have a track suit with short sleeves, others just regular clothing

 

Props:       empty soda can

 

Special Instructions:
Jim Bob is quick to anger and as he gets angry he curls his lip in a threatening way
Arch is just along for the ride, never appearing very interested in what goes on

 

Time:        6

 

Script:

 

Jim Bob comes on stage, doing exercises, could be lifting weights, or whatever is convenient. Squashes a soda can  in hand, very proud of muscles.

Arch and Norman come on stage, watch Jim Bob

 

Arch:        Wow, Jim Bob, you are some strong guy, I am some impressed!

 

Jim Bob, proud:     
Well, what can I say Arch? I did win the Intercontinental “Get a Grip” competition in Monrovia last year.

 

Norman:      The “Monrovia Get a Grip” competition?

 

Jim Bob:     You’re surely not saying you haven’t heard of it Norman? Was in all the Grip magazines, “Grip International”, “Gripping for Health”, “Grip for Greatness”, “Gripping Real Good” . . . . .

 

Norman:      No, I can’t say I have heard . . .  (pause, unbelieving)  . .  .What?  “Gripping Real Good”?

 

Jim Bob:     Yes, the official publication of Good Grippers International.

 

Arch:        Think that’s the magazine I was reading at the library last week.

 

Jim Bob, to Arch:    
So you are a Gripper too?

 

Arch:        Gripping is my life I tell ya.

 

Jim Bob:     Hey awesome! Lay the old Grippers salute on me bud!

 

Arch:        Ummm, lets see, I think I missed that class.

 

Norman:      So what do Grippers do?

 

Jim Bob, annoyed:   
Do? Give me a break, what would Grippers do?

 

Arch:        Yeah, not a real “heady” kinda question there, Norman, I mean like hoo hoo, in like la la land!

 

Norman:      Well, I was just trying to get it straight, so I could understand . . .

 

Jim Bob, more annoyed:    
You know, buddy boy, I got only one nerve left and you are getting’ on it, understand?

 

Arch:        Yeah Norman, don’t go messin’ with the mind of a Gripper, if you know what's good for you!

 

Jim Bob, increasingly annoyed:     
Exactamondo! Us Grippers, we have a way of dealing with hicks and hecklers, make an example of you low-life types.

 

Arch:        Down with hicks and hecklers I always say.

 

Jim Bob:     You guys think you can just come in here, make fun of the Gripping that us guys have fought and died for over the centuries!

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